Fucking Machine

The Fucking Machine

Are you tired of granny sextoys? The rabbit or other conventional vibrators?

Presenting our range of Fucking Machines.

The sledgehammers of all vibrators. You'll even start wanting someone else to come and help you with these bad boys!

Sure to make a stiff impact on any humble home!

  • ToolBox Fucking Machine - Sex machine toolbox
    £355.59 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    1 Review(s)

    ToolBox Fucking Machine - Sex machine toolbox

    • Discreet and portable
    • Everything is included in this toolbox
    • Size: 41cm x 18cm x 18cm - 5 Kilos
    • 2 dildos that adapt to the Vac-u-lock format
    • 1 vibrator that also controls the machine remotely
    • Range of the arm 10 cm
    • Dildo : 12.5cm long / 12cm in circumference
    • Anal plug : 10 cm long / 12.7cm in circumference
    £355.59
  • Love glider rider - mechanical swing sex machine
    £435.80 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!

    Love glider rider - mechanical swing sex machine

    "

    • Works without electricity
    • Uses the power of the body - swing movement
    • 2 sizes of dildo included
    • Any "Vac-u-lock" type dildos can adapt
    • Delivered assembled
    • Dildo : 16.5 cm long / 4 cm in diameter
    • Anal plug : 15 cm long / 3.8 cm in diameter
    "
    £435.80
  • My Pleasurer - Versa Fuk - Fucking machine
    £445.95 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    1 Review(s)

    My Pleasurer - Versa Fuk - Fucking machine

    • From 80 to 300 thrusts per minute
    • Variable speed controller
    • 1x realistic Dildo: 17 cm long
    • 1x Anal plug : 15 cm long
    • 1 x additional vibrator: 19 cm (also radio controlled)
    • 1x Extension bar with 20 additional centimetres
    • Range : from 3 to 25 cm
    £445.95
  • Chicago TypeFucker - Fucking machine
    £310.60 £360.60 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    4 Review(s)

    Chicago TypeFucker - Fucking machine

    • Travel size, easy to manage, reliable and robust
    • Radiocontrolled with variator
    • Comes with Dildo and Masturbator
    • Stable - suction
    • Lightweight, aluminium rod
    • Things are going to get hot and dirty!
    £310.60
    Reduced price!
  • The BlackPill 415 - Fucking Machine
    £350.90 Out of stock
    6 Review(s)

    The BlackPill 415 - Fucking Machine

    • More robust than the 450 MitraSexe
    • Speed 0-415 rounds per minute
    • Strength of the movement: up to 35 pounds
    • Angle: up to 90 degrees
    • 220 volt with adapter & remote control provided
    • 4 suction cup fastening
    • 2 sizes of dildos or masturbator choice
    £350.90
  • Mitrasexe 450 - Fucking Machine
    £278.75 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    6 Review(s)

    Mitrasexe 450 - Fucking Machine

    • Speed 0 to 450 rounds per minute
    • Strength of the movement: up to 28 kg
    • Angle: up to 85 degrees
    • 220 volt with adapter & remote control provided
    • Compatible outlet Europe (France, Germany..)
    • 4 suction cup fastening
    • 2 sizes of dildos and/or Masturbator choice
    £278.75
  • Spraying - Fucking Machine
    £629.95 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    10 Review(s)

    Spraying - Fucking Machine

    • Fucking machine of high quality
    • Many accessories
    • Adjustable in height, slope, depth
    • 90 to 300 RPM adjustable
    • Horse power: 0.5 HP
    • Engine torque: 5 Newton Metres
    £629.95
  • Fucking Machine Complete Kit: Sabre Saw, Hammer with dildo
    £165.70 Out of stock
    3 Review(s)

    Fucking Machine Complete Kit: Sabre Saw, Hammer with...

    • Free shipping!
    • Electric saber saw
    • Drive
    • An adapter for dildo
    • A dildo 20cm
    • Fucking machine portable
    £165.70
  • Fucking Machine Complete Kit: Cordless Drill with dildo
    £171.50 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!

    Fucking Machine Complete Kit: Cordless Drill with dildo

    • Free shipping
    • Screwdriver 18V dimmable from 0 to 900 RPM
    • A cordless battery
    • Adapter dildo
    • Dildo 20cm
    £171.50
  • Mini Sex Ball - inflatable fuck machine
    £35.05 Out of stock
    3 Review(s)

    Mini Sex Ball - inflatable fuck machine

    • With Remote Control
    • Adjustable speed
    • Inflatable
    • Supports up to 135 kg
    • Wrists on each side
    £35.05
  • Diablo shaker - Portable Fucking sex machine
    £126.65 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    2 Review(s)

    Diablo shaker - Portable Fucking sex machine

    • This dildo vibrates AND goes in and out
    • Choice of 10 vibration modes or random
    • Choice of 5 vibrating speeds
    • 10 in-and-out modes to choose from or random
    • 5 in-and-out speeds
    • Dildo removes for storage / cleaning
    • 780 grammes
    • Rechargeable battery
    • Powerful suction cup
    • Adjustable angle
    £126.65
  • Telescopic Lover 2 - Motorised male masturbator
    £146.15 Out of stock

    Telescopic Lover 2 - Motorised male masturbator

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    • 1 Motor
    • 5 degrees of rotation and suction
    • 10 vibrating modes
    • Noise : < 60 db
    • Controlled manually or with a smartphone application
    • Powerful suction, angle adjustable to 145°
    • A hands free blow job from a machine!
    • Easy to disassemble for cleaning
    "
    £146.15
  • Adaptor + Dildo kit for chainsaw (fucking machine)
    £84.96 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    1 Review(s)

    Adaptor + Dildo kit for chainsaw (fucking machine)

    • Create your very own fucking machine with a chainsaw
    • Universal adaptor for chainsaw + Dildo
    • Dildo : 18cm long / 4 cm in diameter
    • Adaptor compatible with the VacULock accessory
    £84.96
  • Autoblow 2 Masturbator - Robotic fellatio simulator
    £145.18 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!

    Autoblow 2 Masturbator - Robotic fellatio simulator

    • Sextoy masturbator for men
    • Robot for realistic fellatio
    • Designed with 3 sizes of silicone insert
    • Electric - works off 220 volt
    • Size A circumference of penis 7,5 et 10 cm
    • Size B circumference of penis 10 and 14 cm
    • Size C circumference of penis 14 and 16 cm
    £145.18
  • Love Lounger - Big fucking machine fucking inflatable bed
    £214.45 Product in stock! Delivered within 48 hours!
    3 Review(s)

    Love Lounger - Big fucking machine fucking...

    • Help for positions
    • Help for double penetrations
    • Wireless Remote
    • 3 vibrators included
    £214.45