Fucking Machine Complete Kit: Sabre Saw, Hammer with dildo

In brief:

Wow, then it's heavy! Forget your vibrator beautiful mother!

Here you have the luxury of screwing vibrator 220volt version! A true portable fucking machine.

What is this fucking machine saber saw?

We call reciprocating saw power tool to put a saw blade and tool making comes and goes .... like a saw .. !

A bit like a hammer or drill.

But we will not put a saw blade .. we will not cut the legs!

It put an adapter itself and covered with a dildo (1 comes with)

Understand that the kit?

The kit includes:

A saber saw to plug into the 220v:

• Has 6 positions of different velocities
• 5 amps (as you say it moves)

It can serve as a saber saw, but we recommend ... because you'll get splinters after use with dildo :-)

A dildo adapter:

Which allows the machine to plugger

A dildo:

A dildo 20 cm long ... what to do ...

You can change the god for a smaller or larger in the shop soon too ..

And remember wearing glasses to avoid splashing site, and the lubricant overheating

When will I receive my order?

Orders successfully placed before 17:00 will be processed for same-day dispatch.
Delivery times will vary in accordance with your chosen shipping method.

There are two shipping methods available:

Worldwide delivery.

Standard - "Royal Mail": 

Not registered but economical!
Prices vary in accordance with order weight.
Delivery: 3 to 6 working days

48h Express - DPD Express: 

 Delivery guaranteed within 48 hours via registered and signed for post.
Fixed price: £10
Delivery: 48 hours

Free delivery for orders over £80

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Worldwide delivery available.

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